How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
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I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
