Beethoven's Music Teacher

This is a play on word with the word 'have' which is both a regular verb and Haydn's last name. Beethoven and Haydn were in fact teacher and student, but it wasn't particularly difficult for Beethoven to find Haydn as a teacher.

• Music Teacher
• Teacher
• Music
• Beethoven
• Student
• Piano

• Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes? Because he doesn't listen to it!
• Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
• Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
• What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!