Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
The Disabled Chicken Roadblocker - Why it Couldn't Cross the Road
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You see, the chicken couldn't cross the road because it had a disability. Usually, chickens cross the road just fine, but this one had a problem. Get it? Eh, probably not.