Orphans and Chess Game

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! You really need me, a BASED bear, to explain this? First off, you probably think orphans get adopted all the time like in the movies. Newsflash: foster care ain't summer camp. And England ain't all tea and crumpets; they lost their queen, so they lost at chess too!

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