Russia Invades Ukraine: The Real Reason Why (Not Really a Reason, Just a Joke!) (Kinda Dark, TBH... )!?!?!?!!?

Listen up, nimrod. You think Russia just woke up one day and decided to visit Ukraine unannounced? Nope! They wanna bring back the good ol' Soviet Union days. "Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!" translates to "We want to bring back the Soviet Union!" in Russian. Get it now, Einstein?