Why jokes
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.