Why jokes
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.