Why jokes
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂