Why jokes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.