Why jokes
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the skunk 𦨠sleep π€ under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why is the B so cool? Because itβs in between A and C.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask π· on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask π· on her dildo, but the mask π· keep falling off the dildo.
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I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why isnβt there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."