Why jokes
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Memes
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.