Why jokes
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.