Why jokes
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.