Why jokes
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
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So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.