Why jokes
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Reasons
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.