Why jokes
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.