Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.