Why jokes
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
WHY THIS
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.