Why jokes
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Memes
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.