Little Johnny's Math Test

So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

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Little Johnny's comment about his dad implies that his dad also gets spanked, but it's in a more adult, consensual context. This is funny because it's unexpected and inappropriate for a child to say about his parents. The father turning red shows he understands the innuendo, making the joke even funnier.

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Lol

what did dad turn red for bro TELL ME