Why jokes
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
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Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.