Why jokes
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Thanksgiving
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.