Why jokes
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.