Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped βΏ π¨βπΌ π¨ π¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom π» πΉ at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl π§ cost $75.00 π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π¬ π π π π π
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think Iβll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why donβt you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.