Why jokes
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.