Why jokes
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Memes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!