Why jokes
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?