Why jokes
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Memes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.