I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why Jokes
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
