Why jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Memes
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.