Why jokes
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why is the rum gone?
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!