Why jokes
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.