Why jokes
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.