Why jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Why?
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?