Kayla and the River

This is a dark joke that plays on the idea of suicide. It sets up a question about why Kayla went to the river and then delivers a shocking and morbid answer about drowning herself, using the river's association with death.

• Suicide
• River
• Depression
• Sadness
• Death
• Water

• Why did Sally drown in the pool? She had no arms, remember.
• What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
• Question: How did the cat cross the river? Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
• Why did the orphan jump off of bridge? So they can reunite with their dead family.