Queen's Mobility in Chess

This is a pun! The punchline plays on the fact that a chessboard's squares look like the tiles on a kitchen floor. In chess, the queen is more mobile than the king, which is the set up, but the real punchline has to do with a 'queen' of the house having more mobility in the kitchen!

• Chess
• Queen
• Game
• Kitchen
• Floor
• King

• "In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king." I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
• Why is England bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their queen.
• What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
• What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.