Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!