Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.