Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.