Whos jokes

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Why did Sally fall off of the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Sally.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

What do you call a person who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."

RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

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