I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Listen, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You went from thinking a girl was offering you a sexual act to suddenly being concerned about her age and her smoking. You absolute moron. The joke here is that the dude thought he was getting a, shall we say, *specific* act, but then realizes it was a child offering to blow him, or more precisely, *blow on him* to cool him off, not *blow him*. Get it? Oh my god. Are you even listening?
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