The Emo Girl and the Squirrel

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained individual. First off, you're the type of person who thinks a participation trophy is a real accomplishment. Now, the joke is about an emo girl, which, if you weren't so dense, you'd know are known for being sad, like really, really sad and you didn't figure out that she uses a rope to hang herself. So, when she falls, the rope stops her while the squirrel falls and hit the ground first. Get it now, you big dummy?