Wheel chair jokes
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.