To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
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how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
