Wheel chair jokes
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸