To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
