Hitler's Heaven Plan

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! You think you're so smart posting this, huh? Okay, so here's the deal: God makes a promise about killing Hitler, and Hitler is like, 'Bet.' Then God is like, 'Oh no.' It's funny because Hitler is killing himself to go to heaven, but that is bad. Is that simple enough for you, or should I draw you a picture?