Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.