Whos jokes
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Who’s this creepy staring at me
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Who's Joe?