To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
