Whos jokes
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Memes
true to some ppl
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.