Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
I like this episode
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.