Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
What do u call a pig who does Karate? Pork Chop!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Me : Knock Knock Orphan : Who's there ? Me : Not your family
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
What's an Orphan's favorite game?
Who's your daddy
(Go look up the game)
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I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not
What's a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
