Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing.
A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking!
Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
GF be like...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.