Whos jokes
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I like this episode
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.