Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"