What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
Why did sally fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock "Who's there?" Not sally
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
