Whos jokes
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.