Whos Jokes

What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?

A Private Tutor/Tooter

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”

What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?

A chicken tender.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

No one.

No one who?

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If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes

My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day

when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom

Why did sally fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Not sally

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."