Whos jokes
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Who’s this creepy staring at me
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!