Whos jokes
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."