Whos jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Memes
Who’s this creepy staring at me
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"