knock knock whos there ken ken who ken you walk the dog for me?
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Mert Has No DAD Raihan Fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talk about in this website
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
"Knock know" "Who's there" "Doctor" "Doctor who"
"Doctor who"
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
