Pizzeria and Clinic

This is a dark joke that combines the imagery of a pizzeria with the sensitive topic of an abortion clinic. The punchline plays on the idea of 'loss' – a sad term associated with abortion – being the same as the base of a pizza sauce. It’s meant to be shocking and inappropriate.

• Abortion clinic
• Pizzeria
• Abortion
• Restaurant
• Food
• Loss

• Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
• Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
• Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
• If someone calls you, just say: "This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"