Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
what where paul walkers last words
idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
