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Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?

Everywhere.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"