Wheres jokes
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.