Wheres jokes
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"