Wheres jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.