Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
Where did my rabbit go? *crunch*
You know where I get my soda Minisoda
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
why cant the orphan eat doritoes They where all family sized
Nining leven BITCH. Idk how to spell but its that shit where the plains flew into them towers
my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
A man was on the street and went up to a kid where rags the man asked "hey are you a orphan?" .The kid said "yea what gave me away?" the man said "your parents."
Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents! Me: where are they? Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Where are the ping pong balls? check the bathroom stalls
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
