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Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?

Everywhere.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”