Wheres jokes
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.