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Bottle Decapitation

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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. See, "decapitation" means to chop someone's head off. But the dude is asking if taking the CAP off a bottle is also decapitation. Get it? It's funny because you're dumb.

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