If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
