One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
How to Make an Orphan cry Step 1 Talk about Home Step 2 Ask them where there parents are Step 3 Say Bye Bye and push them in the batmobile
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Where are the multi’s where there at the placations
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
look under under where? YOU JUST SAID UNDERWEAR!!!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...
HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire? —You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
