The Robbing Blond

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.

The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."

"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."

"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got these three broads robbing a bank, right? Cops show up, and they gotta hide quick. Brunette's got the smarts to bark like a dog, redhead meows like a cat to fool the cops. Then comes the blonde, bless her heart. Instead of some animal noise, she yells "potato!" because she is a blonde. And you, my friend, are as sharp as a marble rolling around in a tin can.

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