Wheres jokes
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!