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Paint

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Firework

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

Parking Lot

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Orphan

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Memes

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Trash

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Plane

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Orphan

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Nun

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Orphan

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Question

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Funeral

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.