Wheres jokes
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo