Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.