Wheres jokes
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.