Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
iron man: where r u from? thor: asgard. iron man: do you mean ASS-GUARD?
Do you know where Hellen Keller lives? Neither does she
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "mummy what`s that building over there"? The mother looked at the prison, smiled and said "that's where the cotton pickers live.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂