Wheres jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Memes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"