Wheres jokes
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.