Wheres jokes
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What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Memes
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"