Wheres

Wheres jokes

Question

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

School

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Memes

Nut

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

Orphan

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

Recipe

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Man

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

File

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Dad

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Kid

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

Mirror

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Priest

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Glory Hole

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Worker

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Twix

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Melania Trump

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!