Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Wheres Jokes
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
