Wheres jokes

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."