Wheres jokes
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
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I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.