April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.