Wheres jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...