Wheres jokes

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

Where do pencils go on holiday?

Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)

Where did the one legged lady work?

IHOP

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

"To the morgue."

"What? But I’m not dead yet!"

"And we’re not there yet."

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.