Wheres jokes
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"