My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Highway Birth
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you numbskull. You are so dumb that you thought this was just a story about being born in a car. The joke here is that the speaker's parents said they were born on the highway, implying they were the result of an accident, like a car crash. It's a play on words. Get it?
Anonymous
Try "conceived", then it will be funnier.
Anonymous
*apparently