Wheres jokes
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.