One-Legged Lady's Job

Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is all about wordplay. IHOP is a pancake place, right? Now, take "one legged" and sound it out... It sounds like "I Hop"! So the joke is that a one-legged lady works at IHOP 'cause she says "I Hop" to get around. Get it now? Sheesh, you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.