Not Dead Yet

This is a dark joke that plays on the grim situation of a patient being taken to the morgue while still alive. The humor arises from the doctor's callous and matter-of-fact response, treating the patient's not-yet-deceased status as a mere logistical detail.

• Morgue
• Doctor
• Dark Humor
• Funeral
• Death
• Hospital

• The patient said, "When will this be over?" The doctor said, "After you die." The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?" The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
• Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!” Son: “To the playground?” Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
• Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
• Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.