Costume party jokes

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.

One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.