If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Wheres Jokes
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
