Taking out the Trash

The joke plays on a dark and absurd misinterpretation of the phrase "take out the trash." Instead of taking out the literal garbage, the person humorously implies they took out their sister, as if she was trash, and put her in a place to be crushed. The humor arises from the unexpected and morbid twist on a common chore.

• Trash
• Mom
• Yo mama
• Sister
• Morbidity
• Parent

• My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
• When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
• Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
• So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍