Wheres jokes
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.