What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about a deadbeat dad. The dude asks what's diff between a boomerang and his dad, then says only the boomerang came back. That's because his dad dipped out 14 years ago! He ain't comin' back, kiddo! It's dark humor because it's playing on the pain of abandonment, which, judging by your search history, you wouldn't know anything about.