Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real head-scratcher for dummies like yourself. See, it's a play on words! "Retail store" sounds like "re-tail store." So, get it? Re-tail...because the dogs lost their tails? You probably think that dogs are just furry mailmen, so this might be a big revelation for you.
Spelling Nazi
*tail