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Where Are Your Parents?

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Cody Farrugia
7 years ago
  • I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

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    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is funny because orphans don't have parents. You askin' an orphan where their parents are is like askin' a fish how to climb a tree. It's so obvious it's stupid, and that's the joke. Bet you didn't get it, you cotton-headed ninny muggins!

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    7 years ago

    So what exactly does an orphan look like?

    BBlooming Bluebird

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