When jokes
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!