When jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Memes
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least theyβll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" π€£π
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!