Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is saying yo mama is so dumb she doesn't know that stop signs are red, not blue. And she's so fat that when she got knocked up, she fell straight through the earth. You're probably just as clueless as yo mama, if you didn't get that.

Comments (1)

Kingsley

3 years ago

Lol

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