SSunny1 year agoEven people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
SSunny1 year agoAn apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
SSunny1 year agoToday, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.