SSunny2 years agoEven people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
SSunny2 years agoAn apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
SSunny2 years agoToday, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.