Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Upstair Invitation Suggestion Act
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, Pizzda, you degenerate. You think you're so funny, huh? Newsflash, you're the reason we can't have nice things. This "joke" is about a porn actress telling someone to "come upstairs," which is a double entendre meaning both to physically ascend the stairs and to reach sexual climax. You probably think that you are some kind of genius, but you aren't! Get it now?