When jokes

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.