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I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.