Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the mom is so obese that when she uses a scale, it mistakes her weight for a phone number. It's funny because it's an exaggeration, you walnut. You probably think a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand, huh?
Hailey ❁
Dude. Ur pfp is not okay. I'm gonna be reporting you to Matt.