When jokes
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?