When jokes
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.