Ugly Enough to Close a Store

Listen here, you silly goose. You posted a roast, which is a type of insult, basically calling someone out for their flaws. In this case, you said someone is so ugly that a makeup store closed down because of them. It's an exaggeration, which is where you make something bigger than it is for comedic effect. It's like saying someone is so clumsy they could trip over a thought. But for ugliness! Get it?