Jimmy Jokes

Smol bean

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.


My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me "No it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."

Funny but sad.

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said "sure just dont look up". He looked up and said " woah what are those?". She replied " those are just headlights." He looked down and said "what is that?" She said that's just a bush." The next day mommy wasnt home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said "okay but don't look up." He looked up and said "woah what is that?" His papa replied "that's just a snake." Later that night he asked to sleep with his parents. They said "okay just dont look under the covers." After a while he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed "mom turn on the headlights the snake is in the Bush!!"


Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

in Roast

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

in Chicken

what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy

in Orphan

Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:👁👄👁🖕


I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Tallest of boi

Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep


A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."

in Orphan

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip

Scarlet Witch

What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!

Jimmy: why did the chicken cross the road? Joe:why? Jimmy: to get to the idiot’s house Jimmy: knock knock Joe:who’s there Jimmy: it’s the chicken

in Clock

Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.

in Little Johnny

teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker

Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy


Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account

Papi chili
in Orphan

Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you

in Cowboy

a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1

I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.